Here’s to you Mrs. Robinson!!!

Growing up, I always wished I had an older brother so I could have first dibs on his hottie friends. Nevertheless, I never considered the potential gold mine I had with my little brother…that is of course if I was into the whole cradle robbing thingy! A modern day Mrs. Robinson! Unfortunately, younger men for me are synonymous to immaturity, selfishness and inexperience…or so I thought! As Aalleyah (God rest her soul) so rightfully put it, ‘Age ain’t nuttin but a number” and today’s younger man is definitely putting some truth to those words!  

Youth… such a simple word, yet a very elusive concept. The funny thing about youth is that when we have it, we never really pay that much attention to it or really appreciate it until it’s too late (like almost every other thing in life). Once we are threatened by the escape of youth, we get desperate and assume ‘crisis mood’. We take on youthful activities and surround ourselves with youthful things in order to stay young, as if youth is contagious! Ha! we only wish! It’s a very funny dynamism: when you are young, you can’t wait to be old…and when you are old, you wanna be young!

Youth is in demand! It really tickles me when people go into hypersensitive mood once they reach the big 3.0! As if that is clear indication that youth is officially out of the building! The faces people make when you tell them you are 30 is no help either! Personally, I have always believed youth to be determined by ones state of mind more so than determined by a number that shows how long we have been on this earth. Yet, when I reached the ‘forbidden age’, I started counting backwards! Yup…which means I’m back in my twenties…yippee! (Please Do Not Judge)! Now other people might employ more drastic measures to stay young…like robbing the cradle…Let the record show that I don’t see anything wrong with a little cradle snatching here and there, as the saying goes…’catch them young and they will be yours forever….’ (is that a real saying or did I make that one up?). So here’s to all the Mrs. Robinsons and Stellas out there who are out to get their groove back!

So what about a young, healthy, firm, muscled out, finger licking   23 year old  male (hmmm could someone please crack open a window up in here!) is so appealing to a seasoned independent older woman? Three words: Matured Younger Men (the age might say barely legal, but the mindset is ‘I am definitely handling mines’). These definitely make high rankers on an older woman’s wish list for ideal companionship. So should the young girls out there be threatened by this attraction? HELL YEAH…they should be very afraid because it seems the attraction is not one sided! Younger men of today would not necessarily turn down the chance to scratch an ‘old’ itch, provided the stakes are high enough! So the question remains, what would be the basis for such an attraction for both players – the younger lad and the older lassie? I did my own research on what each party might be looking for in order for such a relationship to work: 

THE KROUGER / MILF 

By definition, the krouger or MILF simply describes the older woman who basically has got it going on! Self sufficient, independent, banging body, adventurous, youthful state of mind, very open minded and of course matured in her number age (compared to the guy she has her eyes on). So what will she find attractive in a younger man? Come on … must I spell it out…he definitely must be eye candy, a looker…from his head right down to his baby toe. Banging body is definitely a must have … the washboard abs, dazzling smile, great sense of style and swag for days (you know the lot… physical attributes that would sure make her girlfriends green with envy and younger girls shake their heads in disgust because she’s got his digits). When it comes to the downstairs plumbing, stallion should come to mind! No room for failure in that department because trust me, our krouger might have had her share of ‘two minute’ men and has completely reached her tolerance level. No amount of blue pills will suffice. She is looking for just plain fun and endurance. On the quest for her own personal energizer bunny….he goes on and on and on and on…. Now our Krouger is definitely not looking to play mummy or chaperon as she has had her share of hand holding and diaper changing: Maturity and self sufficiency is a non negotiable trait for her younger beau! A go-getter, ambitious attitude definitely a plus! The objective in her game is merely fun, satisfaction, attention and companionship. It’s all about feeling young and enjoying life in her books 

THE TOY BOY 

We’re talking significantly younger in age, however seasoned in thought. Our toy boy is not scared of a challenge here or there and is always looking for new experiences to add to his ever growing kit of life. Very ambitious and goal oriented, so the sky is definitely the limit for this lad as he tries his hand at any and everything that tickles his fancy. A dare devil, if you may, who is open minded and always up for a challenge. So what will he find attractive in a Krouger? No strings attached, no pressure, unadulterated  fun – basically sums it up for him . Our toy boy is looking for a self sufficient, independent seasoned lady: which means less responsibility for him and in most cases less emotional attachment. She must be a pioneer in the sack, which means she definitely knows what she wants – translated in his language – he does not have to explore uncharted lands in order to discover pleasure points: he’s no Christopher Columbus and she is no America! ‘Wham Bam Thank You Ma’am’ is his calling card! His job is to provide top notch service and believe you me, he is equipped to do just that! Occasionally he would not mind the pampering here and there with hearty made meals to fill his belly and complimentary gifts to massage his ego from his Sugar mummy. Physically, she should be able to hold her own, however, not much of an issue for him, especially if their favorite hangout spot is going to be in doors anyway! The objective of his game is fun, private lessons and more fun.

Well let the good times roll…Here’s to you Mrs. Robinson!!!!!